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Slut Dad Hat
Regular price
$29.00 CAD
Unit price
per
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Direct. Casual. Owned.
This dad hat features “Slut” embroidered on the front, worn without irony or apology. It’s about autonomy, self-definition, and refusing shame that was never yours to begin with.
Low-profile, easy to style, and meant for everyday wear. Says what it says.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Traceability:
- Dyeing—Vietnam
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh or Vietnam
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• Items in Green Camo release plastic microfibers into the environment during washing
This dad hat features “Slut” embroidered on the front, worn without irony or apology. It’s about autonomy, self-definition, and refusing shame that was never yours to begin with.
Low-profile, easy to style, and meant for everyday wear. Says what it says.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Traceability:
- Dyeing—Vietnam
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh or Vietnam
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• Items in Green Camo release plastic microfibers into the environment during washing
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Size + Fit
This item features a classic genderless fit designed for everyday comfort.
- True to size
- Relaxed, standard silhouette
- Size up for an oversized fit
- Size down for a more fitted look
Please refer to the size chart for exact measurements before ordering. All items are print-to-order, so we recommend double-checking your size prior to checkout.
Shipping
Shipping
This item is print-to-order, meaning it’s made specifically for you after checkout.
Production time:
Please allow 2–7 business days for printing before your order ships.
Order tracking
Once your order ships, you’ll receive a confirmation email with tracking information. Delivery times vary by location and begin after production is complete.
Returns + Refunds
Returns
All Inkonoclasm items are print-to-order, meaning each product is made specifically for you once your order is placed.
Because of this, we do not accept returns or exchanges for:
- Change of mind
- Incorrect size selection
- Color, style, or fit preference
Please review product details and size charts carefully before placing your order.
Damaged or Incorrect Items
If your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us within 7 days of delivery with:
- Your order number
- Clear photos of the issue
If the issue is confirmed, we’ll arrange a replacement at no cost to you.
Need help?
If your order arrives damaged, incorrect, or something looks off, contact us within 7 days of delivery with your order number and photos if applicable.
Contact: memphismori@gmail.com
Print-to-order allows us to avoid overproduction, pay artists fairly, and keep drops intentional. Thanks for supporting how we work.